i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us
we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:
“there are bees here lets leave immediately”
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just fucking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.
Skip to 5:49 and witness the most uncomfortable thing ever filmed
no don’t skip to anything. this video is a rollercoaster ride from start to finish and I want everybody to watch it in its entirety
Saving this for whenever I need to not be aroused.
WHAT IS GOING ON
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
how do you find out if a fourteen year old smokes weed
just talk to them for like two minutes
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